DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE SCOTRAIL?
“A series of special train station signs are being put up around Scotland to mark the Commonwealth Games.
Passengers will be alighting at Cambus LangJump, Muscleburgh, Sprintburn, Ding-Ding!wall, Longerniddry, Falkirk Higher and Polevault.”
The people who have to mute out swearing on shows and streams must really love working at the likes of T In The Park, constantly having to mute the ‘fucking’ in the “here we fucking go” chant.
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
Meanwhile, in Glasgow…